When do people usually collect Leavers' Hoodies? Usually at the end of your last term, right?
WRONG. It's apparently in the summer holidays, when everybody has forgotten about leaving or anyone they left. Good work LHC (Leavers' Hoodie Committee).
We could also pick what colour we wanted for our hooded jumper. No. They should not all match. Don't be silly and traditional. Don't have common sense. Y'hear?
On my way to Pretentious Name Park where everyone was collecting the jumpers. I had no idea where this park was. A clever idea teleported into my mind: What if I pretended to be blind so somebody could lead me to the park? This could have leaded to hilarious consequences, but I do not live in a sitcom, nobody would have believed I was blind (especially not with my mp3 in my ears) and it's utterly ridiculous. Maybe in some other, more extreme, situation.
Got there in the end. I am a male, I have sense of direction. Just as I was about to enter the park, I heard people shouting my name and running towards me, as if I just skipped onto a train track with the Express only five minutes away.
"That's the wrong park, silly!"
"...but the message said to come to Pretentious Name Park."
"No, the park next to Pretentious Name Park, Smaller Park."
"Then why didn't you just say Smaller Park?"
"Dunno, maybe it wasn't clear."
Yeah, maybe it fucking wasn't. "Oh, OK."
Fun was had, for about ten minutes. Went to Generic Supermarket to get Generic Beer. ON SALE.
Rest of the story is a bit boring. Bla bla bla. Someone didn't turn up. Damn her.
At least the jumper was good quality. As if I'll ever fucking wear it.
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